picking up the pieces

So this site is currently smashed into a million little pieces, loosely joined. The janitorial staff is working hard to clean up the mess, but it's going to be awhile before everything is back to normal. Lots of things on the site are broken, like feeds, comments, pings, and most of the archives. We're going to need a dozen fine crystal tumblers, a case of Jack Daniels, some serious firepower, and ice. Lots of ice.